It’s really humbling to realize how much you suck at learning life lessons.

Right now, I think my best employment strategy is to somehow get myself into the witness protection program.

Lotta different mafias.

Hold on. His full name is General Maximus Axel Booty.

Is anyone else freaking out about the name of the QB for the University of Louisiana-Monroe? That's gotta crack the top 5 names of all time.

Movie Pitch: An RFK Jr biopic starring Adam Sandler, but it kinda seems like a sequel to Billy Madison the whole time.

Time to pick the weird ASMR clip I’m going to fall asleep listening to!

Movie Pitch: An RFK Jr biopic starring Adam Sandler, but it kinda seems like a sequel to Billy Madison the whole time.

Had my first Angelyne sighting in a while. That’s gotta be good luck, right?

People making fun of RFK Jr’s voice are terrible. He has a medical condition. Also, you’re all wrong. He sounds like one of those radio frequencies between two stations.