[ sorry, last few days I've been really tired/exhausted from health issue + focused on ffxiv cos new expac coming out in 2 weeks. 😩 ]

[ 😭 love that my toddler chose today, my birthday, to really start fighting naptime LMAO. ur tired my lil guy, this shouldn't be a wwe match to get you to lay down. ]

"....please stop saying that word. "

Yeah, yeah, super weird. But, uh, quick question. Why the hell would you phrase it like that? I mean, yeah accurate but also what the fuck.

It's my birthday.

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My birthday is in a few hours... Well. The day I chose as my birthday. I don't know the actual day.

Worship me you son of a bitch (flirting)

@metamerc.bsky.social "So. That Costa date? Seafood. And uh, I guess the beach."

[ next movie up for birthday eve movie marathon is deadpool 2 (cos we watched the first one the other day.) Have not decided on the next movie yet tho. ]

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[ yup 😂 its what the earliest users of bsky started using and well. ]