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S'Ewa'd Head
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Absolute state, complete mess, 6ft 2 of ADHD chaos, a cishet she/her of mayhem. a carcosa-based lifeform. @EwaSR on twitter
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I got served this incredible advert over on twitter. It's a book summary written by AI but I bet the book is AI too. It's just so incredibly stupidly funny and every time I read it I start WHEEZING

There's no way to prepare you for this.

"Kindle edition now complete with cover!!

Raphael, a young man in his mid-thirties, returns to the rustic coastal village of Hopetown, where he spent the last few days with his son, Clay, before his son suffers an unfortunate, near-sudden death in a devastating car crash, and during which he, the father, was driving.  Join him as he relives the anguish, the blatant incredulity, the consequent meltdown and intermittent pangs of guilt, and which are then followed by an unfathomable void alternating with a sudden surge of emotion, all in that order, on realising that things had forever changed.

While reviving memories, he also crosses paths with a roaming woman spirit of the sea, who claims that he needs her and that she knows Clay's whereabouts, and who is continuously transforming as the relationship grows.  The story also teases a complex interplay of emotions and secrets, as some friends also introduce him to Celine, another young woman, who initially seems to be the perfect antithesis of the other woman, and yet is vaguely similar to the other woman in some ways, also setting the stage for an unpredictable narrative in subsequent parts."

Actually sobbing and it's like the ninth time I've read this lol
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CIcaesar-ink.bsky.social

This sounds perfect! I've been looking for a novel about a roaming woman spirit of the sea for aaaaaages /blatant incredulity

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SSsimonsmith.bsky.social

I like the sudden vagueness of ‘some friends’

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KOkateorman.bsky.social

Laughing with a CPAP mask on is jolly difficult. Curse you all! 😂

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Aal--s.bsky.social

it feels like the summary text is actually the prompt for the "novel", but that, yes, the prompt was AI generated.

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FByouneedcoolin.bsky.social

No not that woman THAT woman

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DMdanmckee.bsky.social

“Near-sudden”

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'The perfect antithesis and yet vaguely similar' played Reading in 1992

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Bbashthebox.bsky.social

It kinda feels like the ai review has reverse engineered the prompts that got ai to make the book

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Jjuux.com

This is a review which is so brain-meltingly bad, which is a condition, you don’t want to suffer from, about a book.

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S'Ewa'd Head
@ewacat.bsky.social
Absolute state, complete mess, 6ft 2 of ADHD chaos, a cishet she/her of mayhem. a carcosa-based lifeform. @EwaSR on twitter
2.7k followers337 following4.8k posts