i couldn't sleep last night so i made the dumbest comic ever and when i was done i passed out like the power of creativity sapped all of my energy and I was just a vessel for a terrible pun

Y'all really gonna let that one pass you by?

Sorry I haven't returned your texts I've been pissing and shitting all over my new Cybertruck to increase its value

I have not seen any evidence that Estonia is real

smartToilet 7:55am 🚽😏 smartToilet 7:57am lol smartToilet 8:00am hello?? smartToilet 8:01am are you mad at me smartFridge 8:05am hey man did u say something 2 toilet he's freaking out

going out for a dissociative fugue, anyone want anything

Elden Ring's storyline is easily summarized as "God committed genocide and now it's your problem to fix"

Naming my next cat and dog Seeaytee and Diojee

Every day, hundreds of innocent people die. Last night, the State of Missouri murdered one. We are a violently racist culture fueled by white supremacy and a vindictive, self-destructive culture, prioritizing the death and subjugation of the """inferior""" poors/Blacks/disabled over anything else

The atrocity of being told I need to listen to "different ideas" (right-wing racist bullshit) more and that I live in an "echo chamber" when I'm a leftist living in an R+68 county No bitch how about y'all listen to something besides Jesse Watters and Mark Levin for once