Every. Single. Day.

The one time I publicly praised my cat, Ponyo, for not being like this, he woke me up at 4 in the morning. Here's to hoping he doesn't read this, cause he is a good boy.

The secret is to sit next to a soft suitcase, cats love soft suitcases

Or, looking at it from the other point of view...

My partner is like this sometimes too

mine's especially cuddly this morning 'cos I decided he needs to be locked downstairs overnight so I can sleep too. be fine if he'd just flop on the bed & I wake up with a cat-like weight next to me but he enjoys repeatedly bulldozering into my face at 4am