"So you're a tough guy Like it really rough guy Just can't get enough guy Chest always so puffed guy I'm that bad type Make your mama sad type Make your girlfriend mad tight Might seduce your dad type I'm the bad guy Duh I'm the bad guy" - Billie

Fat Cock Friday time? #fcf#irlnudes#nsfw

It's the same energy as "girls should notice I exist b/c I like them." Following my account doesn't entitle you an audience with me, let alone any type of friendship or relationship.

I just couldn't put on any weight. Chinese buffets trembled before me.

I guess Fursday is a thing? Hello, I am incredibly fuzzy.

I heard high acidity does wonders to electronics and metals.

Lol, I am not digging up photos from 2008. I will however mention I was twinkier than a skeleton. XD

Impossible NH resident challenge: understanding NH state laws don't apply to you in...other states. -.- Yes, you need to wear a seat belt, yes you need car insurance, no, you can't bring your unregistered firearms.

Happy belated birthday! 🎂

FUZZBALL! ❤️🧡