Update update: ok im most of the way through this thing now and feeling twitchy as hell, this lemonade isn’t fucking around

Can you see the time knife or the Hat Man yet?

Why did they put *this much* caffeine in this shit

I got heart palpitations just reading how much caffeine was in even the reformulated version.

i consider myself a hardcore caffeine (and stimulants generally) monster but I am afraid of the Forbidden Lemonade for real

I still don't understand why they didn't just make one large Death Lemonade equal to one large coffee. That would be a normal, strong dose of caffeine for a normal, refreshing amount of sugar water to accompany their garbage food. At no point did anyone ask for this!

I am not touching this thing I don’t even drink coffee most days