When I die I want my last words to be "Um, actually it's 'hanged.'"

Preparing for the election

mine's gonna be "actually, i'm *hung*". (i just assume i'm going to be the victim of some kind of erotic murder)

Totally onboard, it's a very important distinction. But just to be clear... You want your last words to be correcting someone so they know you are NOT hung? 🤔

They said you was hung. And they were right. Blazing Saddles

Gotta say, that's one of my many, many grammatical/literary bugbears.