I called it 😂😂😂

Happy birthday!!!

"So what did you do today?"

Tech people will automate the hell out of a house. Cameras, smart toilets and all. But god forbid we have to change the plastic covering on an electric outlet 😰😰😰. Bless the handy folks 🙏🏾

Carlson Live. Coming soon to Periscope.

There goes your free time for the next couple of weeks.

Let me know when you make it to Atlanta, Sonic. Guarantee I can clap you in Sonic Adventure 2 Battle.

you talk shit about cops now, but just wait until a guy breaks into your house and you need to call someone who will show up an hour late and shoot your dog

Might have to find me a peach colored suit 🤔

Five years ago, a friend I knew only through Twitter died. At the time, I wrote a long thread about the way Twitter could build friendships that mattered, deeply, and do so effortlessly. I've reprinted it on my blog to commemorate what Musk has destroyed, and what I hope Bluesky might become.

A Twitter Eulogy

How a death made me appreciate the uniqueness of the friendships Twitter makes possible.