Why are you such a lezzy pervert, make her cool Give her a backwards baseball cap and shutter shades, lose the bra
I've said it before and I'll say it again, you nailed Eggman's face. He looks much more like a villain here than in the official SA2 artwork and just really hammers home how much more no-nonsense and menacing he is in that game compared to the other ones. Probably my fav depiction of him so far 👌
That doesn't make you a hipster, it's just true
As soon as you dip yourself into it you turn it into a greasy pork bowl :]
I only just now realized their names are a wordplay on "lesbian" Fuck
Your mistake is not describing it as if it was Bionic Commando. All you have to do is tell a little lie by saying "military dog". It isn't not allowed.
She single? 👀💦💦