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Flora 🏳️‍⚧️
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She/her. Loves slash is a faggot.
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I don’t love that google maps routed me through a totally overgrown forest trail without a heads up, but I love finding a cemetery in the woods!

Black bike in front of an old cemetery in the woods!
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Santlervel.vet

*flashlight under my chin* but the hot girl at the gay bar…was a Kinsey 0

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LWdronaroid.bsky.social

hrt is crazy. sometimes i just spend, like, a whole hour feeling like i'm going insane from endorphins and marveling at myself becoming something monstrously beautiful. it's like the fly, but jeff goldbum is constantly going "oh yes. oh yes. oh fuck yes." over becoming a pretty girl

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The bar is so low and yet men on Grindr continue to tunnel beneath it.

Weird Cis Dude: How's it going today?
WCD :Golden shower? 
WCD:Any pics?

Me: Dog you're asking me for pics and you don't have a single picture of yourself or any information in your profile

Me: The audacity dot jpeg
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Wtf why am I being followed by a fake/fan account of an Air Force general

Crusty old white dude in a USAF uniform
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Dumb gender thought: I keep smelling my new, dove deodorant and getting gender euphoria from smelling like a girl 😆

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Sad Amos Burton: space billionaires (adjective, noun)

Happy Amos Burton: space billionaires (verb, noun)
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DMdankmccoy.bsky.social

I had the idea for this a long time ago, but never got my ass in gear to assemble folks to film it. Now that I've been doing a lot of experimenting with editing and green screen, I figured I'd just be a one-man band. Anyway. It's a sketch. "MOTIVATIONAL TOMBSTONES" www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnX7...

Motivational Novelty Tombstones
Motivational Novelty Tombstones

YouTube video by Dan McCoy

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Flora 🏳️‍⚧️
@faggyflorian.bsky.social
She/her. Loves slash is a faggot.
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