someone in Florida received a gift from the heavens during the Hurricane Milton tornadoes

I don't know anyone with a DVD player, but they're blessed either way lmao 😂

Could have been worse, but it's still

thanks be to god

a young boy is sitting on a bed reading a magazine .

Alt: A young boy is sitting on a bed reading Playboy Magazine, when a beautiful woman wearing a red sequined cheerleaders costume suddenly flies through his window onto his bed. "Thank you God," cries the horny boy, looking heavenward.

lo, how florida man created florida gods, and the florida gods did provide

the lord moves in mysterious ways 🙏

Interesting idea..tornadoes & hurricanes delivering gifts. I can absolutely anticipate in a future time at the peak effects of climate change humans will replace santa claus with a cultlike worship of tornadoes, leaving gifts out to gain favor, treasuring what the whirlwind brings.

Imagine being taken out by a superbad dvd at the speed of mach 1

That’s awesome!

Good thing that person was standing behind this guy

Michael Cera’s career is a gift to humanity.