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Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾
@fairygodmegan.bsky.social
•Clout Goblin Princess •Megan •Returned for the hot gay goss •Equally known and unknowable •LCSW •she/they/he •Call me your mommy-daddy-princess-babigirl, or don't ☎️ me at all
558 followers252 following7.5k posts
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FGfairygodmegan.bsky.social

I'm hilarious and if you won't acknowledge that fact simply because I'm an evil fairy bitch then I will just have to stab you again

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Wow, brilliant. Love this.

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FGfairygodmegan.bsky.social

Vulnerability is in fact a profound strength that heals everyone in its vicinity... But NOT whenever I do it. My vulnerability is like a hallucinogenic blackhole eating up all the meaning & beauty you once knew during your time on earth & you're crying & pissing on urself at the gates of hell.

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FGfairygodmegan.bsky.social

Chittering right before I tear apart your flesh just to feel something

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FGfairygodmegan.bsky.social

Don't insult me by asking me why I charge $150 to set you on fire. I AM PROVIDING A SERVICE. I AM A SERVICE WORKER OK!!

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FGfairygodmegan.bsky.social

I don't want to be relatable, approachable, or nonthreatening, I want to be hot.

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FGfairygodmegan.bsky.social

I'm hilarious and if you won't acknowledge that fact simply because I'm an evil fairy bitch then I will just have to stab you again

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FGfairygodmegan.bsky.social

No worries!!! 💖💖💖Ty

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FGfairygodmegan.bsky.social

And thank you!!!

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FG
Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾
@fairygodmegan.bsky.social
•Clout Goblin Princess •Megan •Returned for the hot gay goss •Equally known and unknowable •LCSW •she/they/he •Call me your mommy-daddy-princess-babigirl, or don't ☎️ me at all
558 followers252 following7.5k posts