What are the fucking odds of this

You were sent her by fate to torment me personally birdman

Am I Larry David

As a currently pregnant disabled person this is fucking hilarious

I think you have the best timing of anyone ever. Comedians would kill for your timing.

Mastodon must be down

This is BlueSky, so: asymptotically approaching 1

1 in 365

In this world, pretty much 100%

lmfao

let's see... 1 in 365.... 1 in approximately 11 million... uhhhh... let's add in the 1 in 4 odds of a tweet not being by a bot on 2024 twitter, uhhhhh... there are 4 more factors and i refuse to do the math