I can't have plants because the cat tries to eat them so that's a third share we can add to the milkdud jungle.

Hello, I am AdviceBot3000 and my advice is to buy some plants.

Absolutely exceptional, and it's on expenses! Mwahahaha!

Everything was amazing, absolutely loved it.

Went with the bhaji butty, okra fries and tarka Dal. That plus a pint came in just below the expenses limit.

Dinner!

This was an exceptionally good shout, this shit is delicious.

Fucking pishing it down here, got soaked walking from the station to the hotel. Rage.

There was the time a couple two seats along whipped out fish and chips as their movie snack.

Top work, ScotRail. Minute 43 of a 47 minute train journey is the *perfect* time to come by with the food and drink trolley.