Top work, ScotRail. Minute 43 of a 47 minute train journey is the *perfect* time to come by with the food and drink trolley.
I hope a school does hire him so he can have 6 lessons a day of an entire class chanting 'toaster baths for tory cunts' at him ad nauseum
Me: I need to be awake for my flu jab today Brain: and the appointment's at 1130, yeah? Me: correct Brain: <gonna wake this mf up at 0620 and not let him get back to sleep>
I remember nothing about the quality of the drink, but I do remember it had a cool cartoon polar bear on the bottle. 1-0 marketing department, I guess.
Steel Panther, probably. Puerile nonsense but annoyingly catchy.
I ate too much pakora and now I'm on the sofa like a whale. 10/10 would pakora again.
Guess how many tears I'll shed if a wolf eats you? Hint: it's a whole number between 1 and negative 1.
Ooh, that's really kind, thanks. My train gets in about 7pm so realistically it'll be nearer 8 that I eat if that affects availability / opening times etc.
It's evening, my train won't get in until about 7pm, but Bundobust looks like it merits further investigation, cheers!