8:30 in the morning and I’m sniffling into my coffee because mama’s gonna be so disappointed I left Tennessee. But I can’t help it, I’m a pink pony girl. No more Chappell Roan before breakfast.
i must not quote-skeet bad content. engagement is the account-killer. dunking is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the bait. i will permit it to pass over me and through me. and when it has gone past i will mute. only my feed will remain
Why the FUCK do they make giant Mr Goodbars?????
Does your husband not have a theme song, or is his just less of an earworm?
it's my daughter's birthday and I ordered her a monster cake from Carvel and this is the picture on the website and this is the picture of it in real life. please note: this is not a complaint. if this had been the picture on the website i would have paid more
I used to think Loving v Virginia was the greatest name for a legal case ever, but a new challenger has emerged
