Finding all your old Twitter follows here is very fun, like it's Final Fantasy 6 and you have to go around getting your friends back together because the old world got destroyed by a sociopath with bad jokes

Canada, meanwhile, has no high-speed rail at all, despite fully half the population already obligingly arranging itself IN A STRAIGHT LINE en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quebec_...

How much does it cost to pay attention? $5.14, according to Grubhub.

Gen Xers love ring nothing more than watching Ring cameras. It's like they watch it and pretend it's PS2

I hate that this is the only TV show I watch with regularity.

It bothered me today that I don’t have a favorite Beatles album so choosing one is my new workday project. I can only browse the Sister Wives subreddit for so many hours a day.

yes only men correct right yes

I have been eating a cucumber for 45 minutes.

hey dude, I noticed you attempting to carve a small space for joy in the face of overwhelming sadness. kind of problematic considering all the horrors

Late 90s Madonna is so underrated. And it’s hard to call Madonna underrated!! There’s nothing more 1998 than an irresistibly spoopy beat with some violins over it.

a woman in a black outfit is surrounded by birds

ALT: a woman in a black outfit is surrounded by birds