Hey 👋

Breaking: I’m being told Hamas is now draining IDF soldiers so they can’t have their semen extracted. Terrifying stuff.

Ye

Happy Birthday to me 🥰

Pumpkin time

I got to Virginia late this year, not paying them until next year 😮‍💨

What kinda freaks prefer flat

This is me every night

Hold on now

New “Ambien made me racist” just dropped