hey boss I can’t make it in today I’m Scared

got a bad case of the Dread, could be out all week

Don’t be, farner. Although if you are, I can only assume it’s because of me.

To whom it may concern, I'm afraid. I will not be able to attend today's meeting.

Me when I think about the emails I'm about to log on and see.

Legit

Me too

this is so @simonee.bsky.social coded