caught this guy the other day and what I thought was a state record creek chub is actually a northern pikeminnow. the gov will pay you to catch and kill these on the columbia bc they eat salmon smolts like candy. if I lose my job to a fkn machine, I'm going to do that for a living

I'll also do this for a living if I get fired for telling everyone to fuck a donkey with aids

I released this guy. oops