The woody aroma comes from the trunk

I'm gonna say it, hot take, I don't think Hagrid should have been made a teacher.

...it's a fucking BABY CHICKEN

I have walked past this stupid church that looks like a Minion every day on vacation, only today to realize it *isn't* a Minion...

Controversial literary take: I don't think I would have liked Sam-I-Am either

Beach

More cushions for the pushing

*Seeing the damage the cat has done* GREAT, now I have to buy a new fucking couch

A gynecology app call "Appsmear"