I’m over this I’m self diagnosing myself e a hiatal hernia. Source: just trust me bro.

🥺👉👈 You said you weren’t gonna fact check us - a VP candidate (unironically)

Tim starting out hot with an absolute dog shit take. Smh.

do() | do() ! there is no try()

Yall remember that flash game where you just picked the socially acceptable urinal to use in various scenarios? Follow up question- why was it in my dream?

@flashbandacoochie.bsky.social

IMityslmemes.comSep 30, 2024 1:23pm

Sep 30th vs Oct 1st:

This could be me but I keep cutting my hair. 😭😭 Also this is the cutest

TLamandalafrenais.comSep 30, 2024 3:45pm

Okay one more re-share of an old sketch while I'm file digging. Just a cute fat lady

17 years ago, serena van der woodsen threw her phone a trash can instead of deleting blair's number in 'gossip girl'

Yes, Pete Rose bet on baseball and lied about it for decades. But today is not the time to focus on that. Today is the time to focus on the fact that when he was 34 and married with two kids he committed statutory rape with one girl and allegedly many others and then lied about *that*.