Prime Day has always been very special to me because papá would come home from the Amazon factory with a bottle of piss for everyone

Beaker of the House

My superpower is that I can do the same wordle twice in one day and get a 4 both times

They’ve officially run out of second words for mattress places

dudes will make fun of women who are into astrology and then read shit like this

NYT: Capitol Physician Says McConnell Did Not Have a Stroke or Seizure But Instead a Secret Third Thing

Can’t sleep, how did Roy Rogers and Kenny Rogers both have chicken restaurants??

People being super normal about the NYT crossword again

Me, scrolling through the pictures: Who is this for??? Me, reading the description: Oh ok, that makes sense

11900 River Rd, Potomac, MD 20854 - 5 beds/10 baths

(BRIGHT MLS) For Sale: 5 beds, 10 baths ∙ 30000 sq. ft. ∙ 11900 River Rd, Potomac, MD 20854 ∙ $34,900,000 ∙ MLS# MDMC2081780 ∙ Sited at the top of a gentle knoll on the banks of the Potomac ...