Goatee dude sitting behind Trump watching him talk about a long-dead pro golfer's massive dong near but not quite at the tail end of a 177-word sentence that started out being about manufacturing jobs: "I can't wait for this guy to make my life better by having the cops shoot my neighbors."

its not like we *want* to be pessimistic about the future, its just that all signs point to disaster

they're punishing me for my hubris tomorrow

i know tweets over here are called skweertz or whatever but i will continue to call them tweets

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i love pain and the torture device

hey bluesky here are some faces i drew! tw blood

evangelion

i am soooo well adjusted and normal that scentists are taking out a little bit of my bone marrow to create a vaccine that they can inject into thousands of socially unfit geeks with the hopes of saving western society