as a member of this demographic, i am always quite pleased with the fiction you deliver.

I hate it. I'm probably going to read it because there is something wrong with me, but I hate it.

Context is literally the best drug there is. Pour more details and minutiae into my brain please.

love to see it

the mosquitos should fear the moon

taking my morning tiddy skittle dose and then popping a dark chocolate espresso bean in my mouth feels like that

the kids are alright

in the lower levels your tormentor is Jordan Peterson with a pair of calipers

Sorry to bring back that trauma. They were such good plants. They did nothing to deserve that fate.

does your landlord promise not to spray bleach on them?