BOOM

thank you.

NOOOOO!!

a teddy bear is walking down a hallway in a building .

ALT: a teddy bear is walking down a hallway in a building .

YES?!? DONT YOU HAVE TO KICK HOUSE ELFS OUT OF YOUR TOWER REGULARLY?

ITS TRYING TO EAT MY GOLD!!! HELP ME!!

tis a common house elf! YOU MUST CAPTURE AND RELEASE IT OR IT WILL EAT ALL YOUR GOLD AND DRINK ALL YOUR POTIONS!!

DONT ENCOURAGE IT!!

a man in a green cape says do n't talk to it merry ! don 't encourage it !

ALT: a man in a green cape says do n't talk to it merry ! don 't encourage it !

GET BACK HERE YOU BLASPHEMOUS ABOMINATION