Nobody puts abortion in the pantry. You need a sunroom or something, with a scenic view and a good sound system and canapes.
The boywife kitchen is way too small and it doesn't open onto the weed patio so you have to walk all the way around when the brownies are done (swap it with the estrogen lab). Put the abortion closet in the premarital sex room where it belongs.
Personally, the gay room can be part of the sex before marriage lounge. Knock it he wall down between the trans bathroom and gay room so you can get a proper bathroom with sizable bathtub. Turn every room into the pot lounge. And please get a disco ball and fancy lighting for the estrogen room/lsd.
Where I Want To Be: Sex Before Marriage Lounge Where I Actually Am: (a) Weed Smoking Patio, sitting in a crowd of silent potheads, checking Facebook on my phone, or (b) In the (Boy) Wife Kitchen, eating all the snacks.
Obviously, no closets because everyone should be out.
There’s no front door.
Jokes on them. Every room I'm in is the gay room.
Untrue. I would never put my boywife in a galley kitchen.
Tag yourself I am boywife kitchen
A weed smoking patio sounds nice