my smart wife. 💋💋

we're gonna fix that soon

so pretty. you definitely wear that dress better than me

am autistic and can't flirt worth a damn.

damn, girl. does your tummy need my lipstick prints?

free speech but all I hear is barking.

please don't put your gock in a pumpkin. put it in me instead.

butt I'm a dyke

have and will again

Ccroptopdyke.bsky.socialOct 18, 2024 5:01am

shit, I only have amateurnouns.