I’d like an attempted murder to take up residence near my home. I’d treat them well. Maybe they’ll alert the neighbors if I experience some sort of emergency at home…

That skwerl needs better skwerl training.

Oh yeah. I definitely know how nasty it was.

About 60%. The shenanigans at Boar’s Head were at least domestic. Thank #DonOldChump for fucking up the FDA.

If I wanted hot vinegar, I’d use vinegar and hot pepper flakes. I’m a fan of Frank’s Redhot, Cholula, and Malinda’s Sriracha.

WHAT. Fuck. So much for them being the only non-douchey vet-owned coffee.

If that’s upscale, it speaks to us that every other Tata is probably absolute worthless and maybe death traps.

Technically, Jaguar is just British Ford.

Ah, closed for construction until 2026.

But I’d hate to foist such a shit-show onto such a talented man.