the kerning on this app is so bothersome.... #evil#kerning

evil alex p. keaton HATES business

trees are old and ancient, unlike me, a young up-and-coming business man with a bright future

that was a bad swing brother!

tennis professionals are always saying shit like oh i hate it when i mess up at tennis

common mistake. manufacturer's fault really

they should specify which kind of washing machine it is on a label or something because i just put my cat in the clothes washer instead of the cat washer

people don't release the hounds on unwelcome guests anymore. we should bring back hound releasing

just called the cops on my neighbor because his halloween decorations were too scary

gongeous 🤩🤩