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At a posh work conference, went to the toilet & was so constipated I had to dig it out. Chatting to someone shortly after, we exchanged business cards. Realised my fingernail was fringed with shit. To this day don't know if they saw it - or the wave of horror across my own face
This is why you wash your hands, and also use a protective layer of toilet roll when going digging
Was COVID invented purely to teach people how to wash their hands properly? 🤔
Stop sleeping in fishnets then, Gerald! Sheesh!!
JESUS CHRIST WASH YOUR HANDS 😱
I sometimes wish I had a less vivid imagination. This is one of those times.
Top Tip: Learn how to wash your hands
Nailed it.
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