My uncle owned a pop up carnival. He would let me and my mates go on all the rides for free, in exchange for walking around carrying the big teddies that you could win on the various stalls. No-one could actually win those teddies, it was all rigged.

I won once, on one of the basketball games, get 3 balls in and win, get 5 in and win two teddies. I got 5 in, walked around with 2 teddies and the stall, which was previously empty, got rammed. I swear someone must've thought I worked for them.

Everyone knows.

Does anyone actually want those teddies. We used to go to an annual charity concert, with a raffle. The biggest prize was one of those giant teddies, and every year, it seemed to return. I'm pretty sure it was the exact same one.

What a slimeball LOL