His name is Glenn and wants to talk to you about making sure that you're up to date on your whole life insurance policy. When you think about it, isn't it what you *should* be doing?

Man looks like my insurance agent

Still doesn't make it right

True. And I've got the differential perspective because I'm not faculty, so the power dynamic is different

This is mostly true, but I work with college students every day and still have no idea what they're into besides coffee and ill-advised moustaches

To be honest, they're more fun when they give away the little meatballs

This is like one of those IKEA display rooms

My buddy is running one of the Carnegie Bridging the Gap projects, lemme see if he's got a spare

Lemme see if we have it. Best I might be able to do is some Chatham House stuff.

One of the perks of not being active in DC anymore is working for a university and having university library access