I guess I'm in the 6-figure club. :)

Almost. Protects you from itches (bedbugs).

Rocky's Boots and Logo got me hooked at an early age.

They thought "weird" was too negative -- possibly the most charitable way you could describe today's GOP.

If you carry an umbrella with you, does it cancel out?

Sorry, someone was uh, DMing me, can you say that again?

Campaigning also reminds people of what you stand for. Even when you lose, you move the needle. Conversely, people also notice when you write them off.

I liked the hair dryer story.

Ugh, this is one of the worst self owns.

Are you legacy code, because I've been staring at you all day and can't figure out how to approach you