Yeah it was pretty messed up, I’m glad you got to avoid it at least! Our supermarket had to throw out all frozen and refrigerated food due to the power outage which was such a sad waste to see

Oh it must have taken you forever! 😩

My eyebrows are thin to this day because I cannot undo the torturous waxing I did to them in that era

They definitely all looked fit but they just completely wiped the floor with me! I judged, nevertheless, and I was heavily wrong (and I can still barely move)

I have Learned a Lesson (the lesson is “don’t exercise”)

Today I went to a new fitness class and was v pleased when I arrived and clocked that most of them were senior-aged. A slower pace, I thought! It will not matter that I am out of shape. Mates. They annihilated me. They were happily folding like pretzels and four hours later I can barely move

“Yahtzee!” has me on the goddamn FLOOR and Anna Faris is an absolute treasure

Had a great date night last night: escape room, churros, Scary Movie 3 on the couch, and fully crying with laughter for five straight minutes at this scene which needs some kind of editing Academy Award youtu.be/gc8yJjjHt6o?...

Omg is it about Rebecca Vardy’s account?!

(So far she has exclusively used her phone to text us from 20cm away on the couch or send accusations* of me stealing chips to her aunt, my sister) *possibly accurate ones