Everybody says it’s bad to give your kids a phone in primary school but nobody says how fun it is to be able to text with your kids

No, fair enough! I was on my break for part of it too and otherwise running around sorting stuff out! Hope you had a good time :)

Oh Gordon were you there?! I was working! (But a bit flat out and all over the place)

Adventure!!

You didn’t say “without harming me” so I assume you cut off your leg?

Ha!!

Yes I also posted this on X. Unfortunately I thought I was extremely hilarious so here we are again

speedy gonzales: i need a catchphrase, you know, something memorable target australia: i got u

AHHHH THANKS FOR THE REMINDER

Optus customers coming back onto social media in a panic like “DID WE MISS ANY GOOD MEMES”