So I tried to create a cute bubble bath cactus planter but then it grew a grotesque face and surplus appendages (including a penis) and put on ruby slippers and the penis flowered and now I'm somehow explaining a gender-defying cactus to my kids and nobody wants to tour my garden anymore.🌱*
Good for her
"The penis flowered" is not a phrase I ever thought I'd read, but here we are. LMAO! It's beautiful nonetheless.
I want to tour your garden ASAP!
You can always trust cacti to defy natural laws and become nightmare fuel material. Every time I check my succulent/cactus mini garden, some new indescriptible horror has emerged.
2023 gender of the year
You know, that couldn't have been better if you'd PLANNED it.
That is beautiful. I am inspired.😂
The peen flower is 👨🍳💋
ooh my god i remember this post its so awesome. whats a weird cactus planter