The Assassination of Augustus Gloop by the Coward Willy Wonka

Volunteering at the vice presidential debate. People keep asking me if they can fuck the JD Vance. Buddy, yes.

The debat.

I’m trying to give my neighbors dog/Pitbull nightmares about earthquakes

I’m tweeting again

That bitch

I hate my acquaintance

#yes

New Dog timeshare business I’ve invented/opened; one dog, one week, one hundred dollars, or your money back

i don’t want to go to work tomorrow