so extremely accurate of you to point out

my bf is cishet

my bf is the rightful creator of rick and morty

[🎉 obligatory soft fizzarozzie yearning post 🎉]

my bf refuses to acknowledge me unless i first address him as "Prof. Dr. Mr. Alpha Daddy, sir"

my bf had his dick removed then reattached slightly to the left just to see if he could

my bf forced me to unlearn spoken english

my bf is illiterate in every language except ancient egyptian hieroglyphs

my bf is the reincarnation of king louis xvi. and he's back for revenge

my bf subsists exclusively on a diet of live bees and prosciutto