A nice thing about corporate bs squeezing every last bit of blood from the stone of society is that when I go to the grocery store at night to buy a just a toilet plunger, I don't have to look a cashier in the eye, because I have to check myself out anyway.

Also, I appreciate how my grocer's self checkouts ask "how many bags would you like to purchase?" instead of "how many bags did you use?" so that I can answer 0 without feeling bad.