I rolled this shit up in the Bone graphic novel pages

I cussed out a street preacher and we both apologized profoundly. It felt like frotting

Imagine letting the burger win

Your honor, my client was absolutely gripping on the bean can for dear life

Once a week i drink beer. once a month i jack off. Twice a year, i kill a man. Keeps the humors balanced

Smoking the green punishment, making reasonable decisions

I dont believe in religions that lengthen your lifespan

betting the house on red. all energy is borrowed

One /kill @e brought his whole empire to ruin

the alternatives to my way of existence are sullen ignominious dullards