A much more elegant solution to the problem of houses in your neighborhood not looking the way you want them to is to just turn your stupid fucking face in a different direction from the house you're looking at.
Out of all of certain people's weird obsessions and hangups, giving a shit at all about what someone else's home looks like has gotta be up there at the top of shit I just don't get. I mean, truly, how can anyone give a shit like AT ALL.
I’d much rather live next to the sort of person who would paint a house this color than the sort of person who would publicly complain about it.
If Austin Powers hadn’t gotten frozen, would he have continued to advance culturally? Would he eventually become new wave, saying things like “do I spin you right round, baby?” I hope so, or else the thesis committee is gonna wreck me
it's a happy ending because the implication is that the fourth age finally ushers in meit's a happy ending because the implication is that the fourth age finally ushers in me
you're smarter than meyou're smarter than me
okay, i think i'd remember this if it happenedokay, i think i'd remember this if it happened
i really think stuff like that is the key to shutting down vance. just belittle and dismiss the clown and be upfront that everything he's saying is lying bullshit with no feel for being a person. the faucet of hate is gonna be going so full blast its the only way to cut it up.i really think stuff like that is the key to shutting down vance. just belittle and dismiss the clown and be upfront that everything he's saying is lying bullshit with no feel for being a person. the faucet of hate is gonna be going so full blast its the only way to cut it up.