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Dirk Flinthart
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See, now... I don't keep ducks. I'd have to actively seek out ducks and watch them going at it -- and you'd have to agree that's just a weird thing to do. The chickens? Yeah, right there in my yard.

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Chicken sex is disturbingly swift and brutal. I feel that someone needs to educate roosters on the concept of 'consent'.

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I admit: I'm surprised he made it this far. But I'm still gutted.

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Oh, hell. BlargumFlargum is totally over. All the cool kids are diving into BootleSnootle now!

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Image of a  man working on a grille set into a metal duct. Caption says "This Christmas Eve, don't forget to leave cigarettes, shoes, Twinkies, and a Beretta 92 in the ductwork for John McClane."
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Dirk Flinthart
@flinthart.bsky.social
Writer. Reader. Gamer. Parent. Instructor. Drinker. Ya, whatever.
172 followers192 following252 posts