Do you think Samus would morphball up my ass like an anal bead?

i… huh. i never thought of that

i’m sure if you asked Samus real politely she would be amenable to this.

Buy her a drink and go from there

Consensus of reputable sources* says... Yes. * AO3, paheal, et al.

only one way to find out

Metroid anal vore is not something I thought I'd have to see on my TL today

I’m sure she would if you asked nicely 💖 She seems cool like that