Officially a Ketamine Gay. Not that there was much doubt because I’ve never watched Steven Universe 😂

I can now officially bench press my own body weight (115 lbs)

Making myself a little badge that says “14-month situationship survivor” 😂

Listening to music like it’s my job

Whenever I have critical thoughts about my appearance, I hear the Megan Thee Stallion lyric “I’m a rapper not no motherfuckin’ model” in my head. Healing is possible, folks!

Serving cunt 😌

I love to learn but one thing I didn’t anticipate learning in life is the facial expression a man makes when he wants to kill you. It’s a specific expression, seen it enough times that I can now recognize when they are making it at someone else not just me. The eyes are focused but also dark.

Bring back SD card slots in phones. Feels like smartphones get more useless every year

If I couldn’t eat peanut butter I would simply starve