"lmao?" are you serious? mao never took a single L in his life

Moth lady: not tonight babe i'm ovipositing Mothman: well i'm ova here positing maybe i shoulda went out with the fellas

Arabesque II by František Kupka, 1925

Can you watch them while I go smoke

best and worst things to happen the day you were born (march 20) Best (1815): Napoleon enters Paris after escaping Elba to begin his hundred days rule Worst (2003): the invasion of Iraq begins

the bsky devs have 24 hours to end racism in Amerikkka. I have kidnapped the heir to a multi-billion dollar media fortune and will force her to commit bank robberies in the Bay Area until my demands are met

my wife lowering me into my grave after drinking 3 ipas

the "quote tweets don't show the original if the op is blocking you or the quoter" in insane