Reads this, showers, combs hair, dresses in a three piece suit, updates resume, heads out door "Let's fucking go"

quit complaining chris

Marjorie Taylor Greene (in the House snorting a line of coke off Lauren Baubert's cleavage while Matt Gaetz enters hardcore trans porn into the congressional record): "I can't believe Fetterman wore a hoodie"

These are tweets too Elon let it lapse it’s genericized now

Reminder to new users here: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career.

Marjorie Taylor Greene (in the House snorting a line of coke off Lauren Baubert's cleavage while Matt Gaetz enters hardcore trans porn into the congressional record): "I can't believe Fetterman wore a hoodie"

I always wondered how Iceland could have organically developed such a strong domestic entertainment and even star system, with such a small market. But of course it didn't happen entirely organically ... aside from paying artists salaries being a genuinely Icelandic thing to do.

Read that initially as "trying to corral a cactus" and it still made 100% sense

Two months ago, the trees were full of leaves, and they were green. Now, many of them are yellow. Some have fallen off entirely. If you ask about this, you're told it's because of "autumn." No one had ever heard of "autumn" before this year. And you're not allowed to say this doesn't make sense.

Republicans: Guns don't kill people. They're just objects, and banning them won't change anything. But holy fuck do books make kids gay.