Trying to crap on a bullet train feels a little like riding a mechanical bull on an easier setting but higher stakes

What if for my full back tattoo I got an image of a woman clad in a chain mail bikini murdering a photorealostic depiction of me with a sword

Thinking about how Daniel Day Lewis hawks that loogie in gangs of new york. It's so forceful, intentful, phlegmatic. I can spit with the rest of them, but that one is something else

Always interesting to see in the workplace how willingly some people will become their own exploiters

Matha Stewart's vegan cooking episodes actually kinda fuck

Menard's is single handedly keeping circus peanuts retailers alive

I am 31 and have never had a deviled egg before

Wearing my finest Bolt Thrower T shirt to get my passport photo

I can be trusted with state secrets

Jaundice is a gamers disease