It didn’t even have to be a real bird. The Ronnie Coleman Ultimate Fitness Guide was just the Audubon Society newsletter with his credentials stapled to the top.

I work at a grocery store and I for real text my wife “I heard Travis” or “They played the Horrors up in here.” Sometimes it’s like “did you know Metric covers Under the Milky Way?” But I don’t text her about the Jayhawks bc she doesn’t care. But I do. I care a lot.

Muhammara

I don’t know which one she’s going on, but I personally can’t wait until Criminal does one on the former guy.

Most people don’t know you have an undrafted FA rookie doing a very important and specialized job until they do it like an undrafted FA rookie.

It’s a low bar.

I wish you could trade ownership.

You gotta love that the Panthers are being outscored by the receiver they traded so they could draft the qb who is not even playing due to poor performance.

I knew the Dutch were up to no good.